Blackberry is down! Some jokes when RIM is offline

Some people just don’t get jokes… you know like Blackberry owners won’t get this one. It’s so nice of Blackberry to honour Steve Jobs’ passing with 2 days of silence. Day 3 of Blackberry Survivor. Shit’s gettin’ real. All we need now is for iPhones to start playing up and we’ll have the dream headline: […]

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Liverpool jokes

Q: What ship has never docked in Liverpool? A: The Premiership A kid was walking down the street, when a car pulls up alongside him. ”I’ll give you £10 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car” the man said. ”No chance” said the kid. ”Well what about £20 and a bag […]

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Amy Winehouse is dead jokes

Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’ s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon. Can all those mourners outside Amy Winehouse’s home please form a line? It’s what she would’ve wanted. What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit? Her last one! McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and […]

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South African Curry

NATAL CURRY CONTEST For those of you who have lived in Natal, you know how typical this is.. They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB. Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting from […]

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Osama Bin Laden is dead jokes

The founder and leader of al Qaeda was killed by U.S. forces on the 1st of May 2011 in a mansion in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Enjoy these jokes about Osama Bin Laden! So Bin Laden is finally dead. It’s amazing what the Americans can do when the playstation network is down. How did they finally find […]

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Dear…

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s […]

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