Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy birthday”.
I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, “Good morning boss, happy birthday!” It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me”.
I said, “Thanks Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?”
I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”
She said, “Let’s go to my apartment”.
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back”.
“OK”, I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake… followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked…
If I hire you as my sexy secretary I will pay you and I will not fire you even though I might get embarrsed and we could have sex.
You are so hot and sexy that I could kiss you.
Can I feel your sexy ass and your sexy boobs.
Can I sleep with you and can I have sex with you.
Your ass looks so sexy and tight in that tightskirt. If I see you I will kiss you.
You look so sexy with them heels and skirt.
You are such a sexy secretary in a sexy secretary outfit and and sexy heels.
Where do you live?
Where do you live?
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ID ENJOY CUTTING HER TOES OFF AND INSERTING THEM INTO HER RECTUM, POST MORTEM.
I will enjoy her in bed
can she strip for me in bed
I want to feel her ass and boobs
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If she was my secretary
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