Amy Winehouse is dead jokes

amy winehouse is deadElton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’ s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.

Can all those mourners outside Amy Winehouse’s home please form a line? It’s what she would’ve wanted.

What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit? Her last one!

McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and Ice.

Congrats to Amy Winehouse! She has been sober for 24hrs.

Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Jimmi Hendrix, Ian Curtis, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all died at 27. Justin Bieber turns 27 in 2021. Just be patient.

Amy Winehouse seriously should’ve known where to draw the line, I guess on the coffee table wasn’t such a good idea.

She probably should’ve went to rehab but she said noo noo no.

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6 Responses to “Amy Winehouse is dead jokes”

  1. Max 25 Jul, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    They tried to make me go to rehab
    I said no noo nooo-
    -EVEDENTLY

  2. emily heath 25 Jul, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    According to sources Amy Winehouse’s body was found with her head wedged between Vanessa Feltz’s bum cheeks.Poor girl, that amount of crack is enough to kill anyone.

    • Mick 26 Jul, 2011 at 2:50 pm #

      LOL!!

  3. CPT 26 Jul, 2011 at 3:31 am #

    bahahaa

  4. dave f 27 Jul, 2011 at 12:03 am #

    Apparently Amy winehouse is not dead. When the police drew a line around her body, she sat up and tried to sort it.

  5. Em. 27 Jul, 2011 at 3:01 am #

    Amy whinehouse walks into a bar the bartender saays “sorry. We dont serve spirits here.”

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