Funny Mail

These are a couple of jokes floating around now the Michael Jackson is dead. I do apologise for the insensitivity.
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Since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, they are going to melt him down and turn him into lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change.

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Newsflash – Michael Jackson did not die of a cardiac arrest?
He was in the children’s ward having a stroke!

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Michael Jacksons death is so tragic, he touched so many children in so many special ways.

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Apparently the heart attack was caused when he tripped over a pram, doctors are saying “dont blame it on the buggie!”

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Gary Glitter has applied to adopt Michael Jackson’s kids.

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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

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Michael Jackson’s official cause of death: “The Boogie”. The Sunshine, Moonlight and the Good Times were released after extensive questioning showed they could not be blamed.

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Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never got his colour back.

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On the bright side, Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery, he can be recycled!

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At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.

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The FBI has raided Jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

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Michael Jackson’s death is only a PR stunt. At the funeral he will jump out of the coffin and sing thriller.

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MJ’s cardiac arrest was brought about when he found out that Boyz 2 Men were a boy band and not a delivery service.

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I don’t feel any emotion for MJs death… Guess he never really touched me when I was younger.

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Michael Jackson’s UK tour will still go ahead as planned. A spokesman said “So much of Michael was saved by the doctors after his surgical procedures that we are confident of being able to put something together.”